Crispy cold lettuce, iced,
Broken bacon bits and spice.
Add some tortilla chips broken,
And an egg you thought was rotten!
Clamp a lamp down on your omelette!
Place the ashtray by the savant.
Never let go of your honeycomb hair.
Reverse the dismal drear in the air.
Upside down and over and through,
Here goes a little idea for you.
I can make chocolate cake so chic,
I bet you'll be eating ten a week!
I called up the George Washington tapeworm,
Told him the 'Spirit of '76' had indeed returned.
Spent a night in the belly of a salmon.
Won't you take my Blue Diamond Almonds?
Holy sightings in the telepathic messages,
Create the mind-space to generate images.
Lash the mast, dreaming starlight's dim,
Infect the ocean where starfish swim.
Lazy cacophony and battering ram nose,
Would you be open to me changing my clothes?
All has escaped my original salad.
Take me back now to where we started.
SCA 2004